Life would be so much cooler,
If you didn’t judge me with a ruler.
Life would be much more of a surprise,
If I wasn’t measured with your eyes.
As it goes, fashion is fine,
Those who design it walk a thin line.
I don’t really care what they wear in New York,
The sweaters and cardigans make me feel like a dork.
I could give a rip about Mexico or Tahiti,
I live in Pensacola,
Where We All Wear Graffiti!